actuallyUSINGShuffle

CTO (Chief Taste Officer) @ your great-grandmother's palantir-inspired drone swarm startup ,, wifeguy @_nontechnical

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A Nice Iron

invest in a nice iron and start putting it to good use - nothing feels better than a freshly ironed linen button down

Linen Pants

if you’re a dude, every problem in your life can be solved by just getting moderately jacked and wearing linen pants - trust me

Cargo Pants

there are few things i love more in this world than cargo pants - cargo pants are just so goated - us men, we got all kinds of stuff to carry around. wallet. keys. knife. corkscrew. protein powder. a small rodent or two. every man needs — every man DESERVES — 6+ pockets!

Wallet

my wife bought me a new wallet bc mine was getting real old and tattered and i think the energy of that alone propelled me for a good week, it was incredible i felt like a king
Clip-On Reading Light

Clip-On Reading Light

explain why i just bought a little clip-on reading light and apparently the fucker is USB-C?? you mean to tell me i'm now responsible for this tiny little charging cable?
MacBook Air

MacBook Air

this is how i've always carried my macbook around but today someone stopped me on the street and called me "crazy" and said "you're gonna break your computer you idiot" guys, can someone please reassure me that i'm using the carrying cord right, i know i am